BUG ME SOME MORE AND MAYBE THIS TIME I'LL GET IT RIGHT!

I don't care about what you say, but say it anyway. Some people actually die of constipation. Can I say shit?

best things in life...

consanguinity

My Family's Website

face feast

spin-off

Tag Board

medicine: good article!

Paris Hilton: THANKS.

Jessica Alba: NICE JOURNAL.

britney spears: HELLO

britney spears: NICE.

britney spears: WOW!

Jessica Alba: hello.

Pamela Anderson: THANKS.

cameroon diaz: THANKS.

PREM: HI!

Ashley Judd: HI!

paige: sorry not you. just life

paige: god so boring

Anonymous: is anyone here

Anonymous: hi

tomc09nj: hi! i don't know if u still remember me, anyway, take care.

eric: Just drop in to say hello!

kla: nice colors!

sheena: Hi! Nice site. Take care!

apunk: stick to web blogs-nothing i can say about being an ezine though.

Dennis : Just thought I'd stop by say hi and remind you "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

dj: Getting an '+A' in the school of life! Go Wendy!

Wendy: Or you could do what I do and blow the prof

Sheena: Hello! Nice site. Thanks so much for the tag on my site. Take care

cookie: hi! nah. sorry... but i do know a lot of people from up.

joe: kamusta! anong klema dyan?

marsha: Thanks for dropping by my blog! I can only say 'WOW' for your blog. I'll be sure to come back for more!

Mylene: If it were up to me, "only the Irish may apply."

Wendy: I'm glad theres no more "irish need not apply signs " around anymore.

Dennis : Are you Irish or just want to be ? O.K. Include these on your Law exam just for fun. PHRASE: Beannachtai na Feile PadraigPRONOUNCED: bann/ockt/tee nih fail/eh pawd/rigMEANING: Happy Saint Patrick's DayPHRASE: Siochan leatPRONOUNCED: shee/oh/con latMEANING: Peace be with youPHRASE: Slán agus beannacht leat PRONOUNCED: slawn og/us ban/ockt latMEANING: Goodbye and blessings on you

jewelles: hi there welcome! (hands you some asprin) Wow I could never edit.. my hats off to you! I had to read that passage three times before I got it.. just wanted to welcome you to the journal community.. have a magickal day!

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It's insane trying to live a double life, but I realized just now that we all might be inadvertently doing that - wanting to be someone we really are at some point (assuming of course that we know who that person is) and needing to be someone we're not (for a myriad of reasons). I am that person now. Someone who takes breathers when she can, someone who knows she's not exactly treading a career path. Someone who should get out but won't because the lure of cash is just too great.

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LOVE'S LABOR'S LOST
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Notwithstanding my legal education, I have no legal opinion on the matter. I've always considered legalese to be outdated and specious anyway so I'm not going to go that way.

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There, outside my former office building, was when I really saw life, in the eyes of a director of porn movies.

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